Monday, May 14, 2007

So I Suck, I Know...


Well you are very right...I need somethin new to post. But you see, it wouldn't be fair to you, nor to myself, if I just decided to post some whimsical entendre of nothingness just to satisfy the salacious appetite of the chronic blogger. No, it wouldn't be prudent, nor wise, even in the least bit. Some things require both time and patience in order for their grandeur to be truly esteemed with proper, dare I say...sumptuousness, when they finally appear; such as the slow geoding of a diamond, Halley's Comet, the Boston Red Sox winning a World Series, a democrat making a valid point, and even a new blog posting. Rushing into something that requires proper imperturbability, would be like eating brownies that are all cool and runny in the middle (which aren't half bad if you've got the right ice cream and stuff to go with it). But blogs don't come with ice cream, just the occasional frog legs and slurpee. But its those occasional's that give the post its flavor, you see. If I were to post the less-exciting everyday events, I would thus lose the savor of this delicious dish belonging to a supernal blogging feast of joy. Now that wouldn't be good. Not to mention, fasting from time to time is both healthy to the body and the spirit. So wait with me, just for a few hours or so, and I'll put something on your palettes to enjoy. Truth be told, I just don't have crap to write and I've been slackin on my blogging. I'll fix it!!

55 comments:

Taylor Oblad said...
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Taylor Oblad said...

Did someone make out with a thesaurus last night!?!

Ryan Nelson said...

Haaa, I should have. I busted out all the good words I knew, leaving a few for a future day. I have some other words I wanted to use, but I save those for the golf course.

Brock & Veronica Nelson said...

haa, i save those words for bad customers and fake conversations i make up in my head! and the occasional toe stubbing.
-brock

Lyd said...

Oh my gosh!! Wow, is this a new post?! I think that I will read it now!

Lyd said...

Um, that blog was just a bunch of fancy words to say nothing. I can sum it up in 20 words: Wait a bit because I don't have crap goin' on but when I do, it will be a great post.

-KJ said...

I see you are taking the same approach with marriage. Ooooooo! ;)

chrisandlornahall said...

Nice Ryan. I hope that you are doing well!
Lorna

Eliza said...

wow...so what's up?

liufamily said...

I must say I am impressed with the vocab. BYU must be a great school, cuz I know you didnt learn that from good old cheytown!!!

Lyd said...

No, he is just a natually born genius. He would read the encyclopedias for fun when he was little!

Ryan Nelson said...

There is nothing nerdy about that... The pictures were cool in encyclopedias and it eventually paid for my college... so eat that.

Eliza said...

So that is a good sign if kids ready the encyclopedia? What about the dictionary? Riley is OBSESSED with reading the dictionary?!? I shouldn't be worried then right???

Ryan Nelson said...

No, that means he's a serious ladies man. He just wants the smarts to back up his good looks.

-KJ said...

I agree with Ry. No worries. That kid is going to be handsome and smart. Deadly combo.

Eliza said...

Riley wants my dad's old encyclopedia sets so he can read them. Can you imagine how out of date those things are? He doesn't care but one day he'll have a test and he'll answer questions as if he was in 1985.

-KJ said...

Love it!

Mandy said...

then he can party like its 1999

Eliza said...

He'll know that in 1980 Las Vegas Population was - 164,674 and it also celebrated it's 75th birthday. Isn't that crazy how much it has grown? The CC Las Vegas Metro Area was 1,815,700 in 2005 and celebrated it's 100th birthday. CRaZy!!

-KJ said...

That is crazy! Can we say BOOM?!!

Ash-ah-leee! said...

BOOM!!!

Hey Ryan! I know how it feels to not write a blog for over a decade. I got all kinds of crap! All i had to do was go out and kiss someone... Ta Dah!...JK!

hahaha oops!

I remember looking at those encyclopedias too! Does anyone know where the pagers were worn out the most? There were at least 2...and in the same letter too!

Oh and those colorful learning books. I remember that the purple one was about the body...diseases and skeletons and muscles...at least i think it was purple. OH and the blue one had nursery rhymes and games....DOPE!

Eliza said...

It was the letter "D" - Dogs and Disneyland! What prize do i get?

Ryan Nelson said...

It was blue and book number 11 I think; Make and Do. Childcraft.

Ash-ah-leee! said...

Yes...Eliza wins a trip with me to Outback to see Dan !

-KJ said...

Make and Do was my favorite! I never would have rememberd Childcraft!

Ryan Nelson said...

Make and Do is the best...hands down... I seriously had a dream last night about taking two paper plates and making a kite out of them with a lion face drawn on it. So weird. And then I went to Cal and Jeanettes and their family was eating Taco Time for dinner. Weird, but very accurate dream.

Ash-ah-leee! said...

sick ryan.

-KJ said...

that sounds like to normal of a dream to be someone from our family!

Ash-ah-leee! said...

word.

Lyd said...

word.

Ash-ah-leee! said...

Thanks Teen Girl Squad!

Cortney said...

Heeeelllllllllloooooooooo.........Are you alive?

-KJ said...

Good question. It is summer, and I am not sure what you are even doing! Job? School? Sleeping your life away? Where are you Ry? We miss you!

Ryan Nelson said...

You are RIGHT!!! I just watched the Count of Monte Cristo for the 12th time in my life and its time to turn to blogging,,,i promise I'll start tomorrow.

liufamily said...

Good movie,I like! But, does it even compare to princess bride????What is your fav line? My name is Inigo Montoya,...You killed my father,.....Prepare to die!

-KJ said...

No, it is definately "Anybody want a peanut?" Just kidding! Both those are great movies, just like Ry's new post better be!

Lyd said...

Yes, tis true. One of my roommates is retarded enough that she hasn't seen Princess Bride. That just tells you a little about her!! How could you not have seen that movie! It's a freakin' classic.

And Ashley: Sooo Good!

Lyd said...

Hey, you said that you would put one up today! Liar.

-KJ said...

So you suck...WE KNOW! ;)

Eliza said...

For everyone who knows and loves Ryan....please go to this site from now on to see Ryan's posts!

www.thelivingstonfamilysingers.blogspot.com

no worries....It is Eliza, Ryan's cousin, Taylor's sister.....it is safe.

Ash-ah-leee! said...

SPAMMER!!!

i mean SISTER!!!

The Parrish Family said...

Okay big words! But enough of that I want that coke slurpee,yummy!
by the way it's Tiffany.

The Parrish Family said...

I think I am the only one commenting who isn't a cuz to Ryan.

-KJ said...

I am so excited you will be graduated and can go to Mexico with us!!!

Lyd said...

I am so excited you will be graduated and can go to Mexico without me!!!

-KJ said...

Hey, if you go to Erica Wyatt's link on my page you will find a link to Kacie's new blog. Just incase you were interested!

Ryan Nelson said...

Wait wait, when was that Mexico trip?!? dad was talking about it and I can't remember when it was.

-KJ said...

Post something new and I will tell you! Haha!

The Earls said...

Ryan Nelson! I was snooping through other peoples pages and saw your name. It's good to see ya! Well, just thought I would say hi.
Becky Earl (Adams) :)

Ryan Nelson said...

Lets make this an even 50 haaaa

Eliza said...

51 Hah!

Ryan Nelson said...

Smart A

Eliza said...

It's in the "jeans"! (Genes, Jeans....get it? Man I'm so punny!)

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