Thursday, March 8, 2007

Dreams are so weird


So last night I had this dream where I was supposed to get married in the Las Vegas Temple and I wasn't excited at all. In fact, I was so unenthused that I didn't remember to tell anyone about it. So I started to text people to let'em know that I was getting married at 8 pm that night. So Taylor, who was in the room, texts me back and says, "I'm so glad you're finally growing up, have a great wedding!" And so I put the phone down and said, "Uh, are you not going to come?" And he was all, "Nah, I've got to take Mandy out." I was jealous cause I didn't want to go to my wedding either. Then Brock didn't wanna come, and my mom was even deciding on whether or not to miss Law and Order to come. So as I thought about it, I remembered a dream I had a few months ago (which was so real and a story in and of itself!) where I didn't want to get hitched to this one chick and ditched her in the sealing room while all our family was there...and so I thought, I better just call my fiance, whoever she was, and tell her I wasn't going to make it cause I wanted to go to Macayos and get some food, cause lets be honest, how often am I in Vegas and I better get some chips and salsa while I'm there?! Anyway, I woke up and felt bad, cause I was craving Macayos and it wasn't there.

So the dream might not be that weird, but I remembered it all pretty clearly and I left out the parts about Chad inventing a helicopter-TV system where a small heckticopter is carrying a TV so that you can watch it anywhere. And I left out the red shag carpet was the coolest thing to have and mustard wallpaper was making a comeback as well. That's just weird.

P.S. I really don't have a fear of commitment and think marriage will be fun...just for all you psycho-analyzing weirdos who think this dream might say somethin about me.

19 comments:

Brock Nelson said...

dude you always have the craziest detailed dreams! i do dumb stuff like last night i started screaming stuff in spanish, scared the crap out of veronica. anyways what do you eat before ya go to bed cuz i want some sweet dreams too!

R. A. L. III. said...

Gees man you dream about marriage allot. At least when the dream was about me you were happy about it. You've got issues! lol

Lyd said...

Hey at least you didn't punch Veronica...or kick her! Didn't you do somethin' like that? Oh, and my roommate Michelle doesn't talk in Spanish, but she does talk like a ghetto Mexican!! haha "Dang, was up gerl?! How you dooin'?" I need some freakin' Macayo's chips and smoooth sawase with a Coke Slurpee to wash it down. I hate you all.

Ryan & Lauren Nelson said...

I usually fix myself some sort of fast food. Then I prepare a glass of cherry coke or pepsi. Then, and here's the key, you need to fall asleep on the couch for at least a little bit cause it tricks your body and makes it think you are using the couch as some sort of vehicle to enter "Dream Land" as I call it. When you reach the red door, ask the man with the black beard in white clothes (Not the man with a white beard in black clothes!) for your fastpass and there you have it. Dream land adventure.

R. A. L. III. said...

Oh and I forgot to mention I finally heard back from Rach!

Alli Easley said...

Dude I have dreams like that all the time, and when you got to the part about Chad inventing the helicopter/tv thing I was shocked because I've had like 10 dreams about inventing this thing called a "Magnetocopter" where strong magnets circling eachother power a helicopter blade and its all run on solar power with solar cells that store energy for nighttime use.

Ok, so don't go stealing my invention. I here and now call dibs on my idea.

That is all.

-KJ said...

The crazy dreams run it the family, for real! Kev thinks we are all PSYCHO when we say EVERYTIME we see eachother, "Oh my gosh, I had the craziest dream last night!"

KABSorensen said...

You should never mention this dream to your future fiance. She may run on you. jk You can marry my sister Cortney. I am sad I am not one of your blog buddies. I am crying inside. jk

Ryan & Lauren Nelson said...

Don't cry! There's no crying in blogging!! Is there? Cause sometimes I could use a good cry but I feel I can't let it out... And if my fiance runs out due to my dreams, it'll probably be from one of those naked dreams that would cause her to freak out. Although, who doesn't like a nice good naked dream every once in a while, lets be honest.

KABSorensen said...

Thanks! i don't think there is crying in blogging! Everyone likes a good naked dream!!! jk Mine are mostly about Brad Pitt!! jk

-KJ said...

:=*(
cyber crying. Eyes, TEARS, nose, frown.
I know someone can do better. Show me!

Lyd said...

Is that a cyber monkey crying?

Ryan & Lauren Nelson said...

I know Allison is pretty wicked awesome at making corny little computer key graphics...maybe she can top the sobbing primate of KJ's. Here's one: |^o (a snoring guy) or
~~~~~8} (a snake) or =):-)= (Abe Lincoln)or () voting you #1
^^ ^^

-KJ said...

Ok, so now besides Dad, I am the only one in the family who isn't an artist.

Ryan & Lauren Nelson said...

Pretty much...What you can do to learn about art though is to sit infront of the tv and watch some Telemundo with all those "artistic" dancing girls. That should help.

Eliza said...

I have a 16 oz cup of smoove sauce in mah fri-odge.

-KJ said...

You are a wee-otch for that! I want I want, I need I need!

Ashley O said...

possibly the coolest dream i've ever heard!!!

I have these dreams that my folk danc e friends and I like to call "Folk Dance Dreams" and they entail a folker guy kissing me or attempting to kiss me.....WEIRD!!! this happens at least once a week....

if not kissing then there are at least folkers in my dream. KARAZAY!

-KJ said...

Do you wake up making out with your pillow? No more dating folk dancers EVER!